Pay homage to your porcelain goddess by keeping her clean and make a BOWL’D statement your man with The Shandle Do they have a “You cheating bastard! I Hope you fall in!”?!
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Pay homage to your porcelain goddess by keeping her clean and make a BOWL’D statement your man with The Shandle Do they have a “You cheating bastard! I Hope you fall in!”?!
So wait, what? It’s basically a stick on handle for the toilet seat. So what if it’s anti microbial. If I, wait no I mean someone, happens to be piss drunk to the point where they can’t aim and spray their post processed alcohol products across everything below waist level anti microbial isn’t going stop you from touching pee. And another thing I still don’t get is where the whole put the seat down thing came from. It’s some female conspiracy because they’re jealous of not being able to stand to pee. Some female just decided that if they say it enough guys will just start thinking it’s right. “The lid it goes up and it goes down” Yes, yes it does, I have to lift it you have to put it down, you’re a big girl now learn to look before you sit.
Oh and I think you missed a “to” in statement to your man.