How Jedi stay dry.
Carry one of these through the rain blaring the G1 Lightsaber App? Me? ABSOLUTELY. These umbrellas are so awesome. Collapse ‘em and I’d be willing to stage a wet t-shirt lightsaber duel in the parking lot. How hot!
You thought you were our only hope, but no, there is another!
[ RedFerret ]
Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
Luke: What is it?
Obi-Wan: Your father’s iPhone. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a G1; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times… before Microsoft!
“I’d be willing to stage a wet t-shirt lightsaber duel ….” **Giggidy!!**