Generally, management says participating in the social atmosphere at a call center can impede productivity–at least when it comes to the opposite sex, but removing all the chairs at Canon Electronics and sending woot!-like klaxons with screaming monkeys and terrifying sounds after you if you don’t walk fast enough through the halls is supposed to increase productivity and develop employee relationships.
Here’s my next idea: install olympic rings and/or stunt cables and travel via aerial ballet through the halls to rush to places faster. Just don’t do it on a full bladder or on your way back from the coffee machine. Could be hazardous to your health.
There’s always tube technology.
Oh but I would totally be pissed too.
You’re just mad because if they did this your short legs wouldn’t be enough to get you down the hall fast enough nor to get your head above the edge of the desk.