The first thing I thought of when I heard of the swine flu was zombies. When I first heard it referred to solely as H1N1, I had to check wookieepedia to make sure there wasn’t a breed of droid that I did not know about.
Now, someone has made a shirt out of my geeky accusation!
It’s a natural restraining bolt for the poor droid.
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Just left a turd the size of a Death Star. I would advise you to clear the area for a 12 parsec radius…..
” I’ve placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this H1 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it.” ” Bppppffffftttttt Plop!”