You have GOT to check out the buzzfeed’s conglomeration of funny with Song Lyrics as Google Maps Directions. How many of the songs can you identify (kids, all of these are before your time!)?

I’ll do one, and then it’s your turn!

A. A box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house ::insert map of A point at a location half a block from Jerry’s Bait Shop::
1. Listen to the local radio contest
2. Correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy’s butt (-3)
3. Win a first-class, one-way ticket to
B. Albuquerque

A. At home in bed
1. Read the Personal Column
2. Write to the Paper
3. Take out a Personal ad
4. Cut through all this red tape
B. A bar called O’Malleys
Plan our escape.