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Coat rack with gunhooks

I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns to necessitate a rack, but this coat rack really looks super cool.

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FashionablyGeek, you are my only hope.

The first thing I thought of when I heard of the swine flu was zombies. When I first heard it referred to solely as H1N1, I had to check wookieepedia to make sure there wasn’t a breed of droid that I did not know about.

Now, someone has made a shirt out of my geeky accusation!

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If this happens to CITS, I’ll have a reason to toss the stillettos.

Generally, management says participating in the social atmosphere at a call center can impede productivity–at least when it comes to the opposite sex, but removing all the chairs at Canon Electronics and sending woot!-like klaxons with screaming monkeys and terrifying sounds after you if you don’t walk fast enough through the halls is supposed to increase productivity and develop employee relationships.

Here’s my next idea: install olympic rings and/or stunt cables and travel via aerial ballet through the halls to rush to places faster. Just don’t do it on a full bladder or on your way back from the coffee machine. Could be hazardous to your health.

There’s always tube technology.

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DOUBLE DEAD salt and pepper shakers

Ghoulishness

When you’ve grown tired of the same old thing, season up your dinner table trinkets with Nightmare Before Christmas salt and pepper shakers, because you can’t have pork without a dash of Christmas Jack. This decor is sure to impress ghouls.

A playlist consisting of “This is Halloween” followed by “Making Christmas” is now playing in your head.

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