The best part about this is how this kid admits that he’s never had an erection before. How dare that damn rattlesnake just crawl in that boy’s pants and decide to show itself like a jack-in-the-box. Do they really just let those things out anywhere? (more…)
Archive for August, 2009
Poking the one-eyed monster
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009The First Step in Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse = Calculating Zombie Exponential Growth Rate / Time
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009
In a moment of drunken brilliance, a collaboration of students from Canada’s renowned University of Ottawa published the first-ever mathematical model for surviving a zombie attack. This mathematical model encourages humans to begin the process of zombie eradication as soon as possible and as hard as possible–news from the file marked duh!
This model, where S = susceptibles, Z = zombies and R = removed, is useful in calculating how quickly zombies will outnumber the given human population!
The mathletes win again.
[ Source: Wired ]
Please don’t show this to my two-year-old.
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009
This is a Y-wing Bed.
My two-year-old will want me to build him one for his bedroom–possibly an entire starfleet for when his cousins and/or his best friends spend the night. And while putting his together, the building-supply guy will accidentally drop off a surplus in the form a Queen-sized Y-wing for my bedroom. And I will address my significant other as “Dutch Vander” and scream “O Captain, My Captain” while repeatedly being strafed with his proton torpedo.
[ Source: Here ]
ZOMG. The house is for sale.We’re moving. Now.
