Drink up, boys!

Australian researchers have found that alcohol consumption can actually lower rates of erectile dysfunction and reports have confirmed up to 30% better performance over men who avoid alcohol altogether. The information from the study does not give a guideline as to how much (or how little) alcohol to consume for better excellent erectile execution, but the fact that evidence exists gives alcoholics a reason to not feel guilty about their habits.

Scientists probably neglected to survey the women involved with the drunk men, much less her perspective after her drunk one-night stand has thrown up all over the bed, his shoes, and her hair followed by uncoordinated attempts to snuggle while crying himself to sleep.

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CourierMail – Study finds alcohol improves men’s sexual performance