Some small tech company decided it was a good idea to invest in bimbos. They actually made a keyboard so blondes can surf the intarwebs too…!

What’s even better is that, if you look closely at the picture, there are specialized keys for common phrases like “OMG,” The spacebar is called “The Big One,” and there is actually an “Any key.” Apparently, the number keys actually tap out musical notes and the backspace button makes an “Oops!” sound.

Functional? Maybe if you’re dumb. If there’s a trend in “personality keyboards”, I want an S&M one…. or one that barks like a pitbull when you hit the “Lipstick” key…